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30/09/2005
MOVING
I'm moving to a new website.
www.myspace.com/deansiemon
This will be easier on people to find my opinion, and easier to type. Go there. I'll be waiting you little freaks.
Written by deansiemon87
at 12:01 PM CDT
28/09/2005
Field Trip to Chicago
I was apart of a field trip to the Art Institute of Chicago, because I wanted to get out of this depressing area. I was supposed to get information on a certain piece of art for my Western Civilization class, then write a paper on it. I had a classmate get a picture for me, then I walked around for a hour, then left to walk around Chicago. A few things I had to point out, because this was completely funny how people are idiots in Chicago.
-When the class entered through the back, we were told that kids with backpacks had to go around the building, then go to the service desk to get them checked. I thought they'll check by bag, then let me go. No. I had to pay them one dollar to let them hold by bag. Bullshit. Well, I couldn't go against it.
-After getting the information I needed, I knew that my teacher needed to know where I was. He stated in a class that if he didn't see someone there, he would make that person's life a living hell. I looked for about an hour, couldn't find him. There was an exhibit he wanted eveyone to see, so I tried looking there, but they asked me for a ticket. I wasn't given one, given the impression I got in free. That didn't include the exhibit I guess, and they told me a ticket would cost $15. "HA HA HA!" I actually walked off laughing.
Written by deansiemon87
at 7:57 AM CDT
26/09/2005
Family Guy Rules
"I like pancakes, I like pancakes
They make me a happy Peter.
I am happy, I am happy.
La la la la la."
It seems every episode of Family Guy has one joke that makes you want to watch the whole thing over again.
Written by deansiemon87
at 8:58 AM CDT
23/09/2005
Talk with WWE
Don't read too much into the headline, I didn't actually get a call from WWE. Let me explain. Everyone who reads this knows about my plans for a charity show for the American Cancer Society. One of my friends here at Sauk Valley C.C. suggested I contact Vince McMahon. Being the someone impulsive person I am, I called the office in Stamford, CT (I don't know what I was thinking). I ended up talking with the legal department. It seems they use to do donations to charity shows, but with the scheduale they do, they could only send items for a raffle, which is fine with me.
The lady I talked with told me that they had plans for another show in Iraq this year (I asked her of course). I think she said RAW was going there, but I could be mistaken. So please Vince, don't shut my website down.
Written by deansiemon87
at 7:59 AM CDT
19/09/2005
Week 2 in the NFL
A lot of people thought the Bears had a chance to beat the Lions. Nobody thought the Bears would score over 30. No one thought the game would be this bad for the Lions. The final score: Bears 38, Lions 6. Lions QB Joey Harrington threw 5 interceptions. The Bears score on offense, defense, and special teams. Is this a sign of what the season might hold? Or was this just a fluke game? We'll see next week when they play the 2-0 Bengals.
Written by deansiemon87
at 9:24 AM CDT
16/09/2005
BEST COMEDIAN EVER
I decided to do two topics, this, and the Retard Report.
Carlos Mencia, the most god damned funny guy in America. And yet, people are pissed at him. Let me get one thing straight here, he pisses everyone off, not just a select group. I think I can make a list of who he's picked on.
Africans
Latinos
Whites
Arabs
Natives
Dumb People (dee dee dee)
Fat People
President Bush (who hasn't)
Paris Hilton (you know why)
Lil Kim
Sadaam Hussein
Katie Holmes
Courtney Love (crack whore)
Michael Jackson (deserves it)
Rednecks (cousing bangers)
Slackers
people who go to the Renaissance
Asians (stop looking at the son Wang Chun)
I think I forgot some people. I'll have to do some research here. But the point is here gives equal oppurtunity to everyone. Hell, if he saw my site, I might become his next topic.
Written by deansiemon87
at 9:07 AM CDT
Updated: 16/09/2005 10:19 AM CDT
Dean's Retard Report
This is something I'm going to start doing on this website. I would have used the Dee Dee Dee Report, but Carlos Mencia would have probebly sued me. The last few days have been weird, so I'll talk about those topics.
- I was working Big Lots last night, and I was stocking two boxes of the same product. They had the same features and everything. I looked at the prices, and they were different. One said $29.99, the other $39.99. I asked my boss why they were different. He told me, "They're in different boxes". I claimed they were the same product. But he kept telling me they were in different boxes. Am I missing something here?
- Not many people know about the pre-game fight at the Monday Night game between the Philadelphia Eagles vs the Atlanta Falcons (in Atlanta). Words were exchanged between ATL DB Kevin Mathis, and PHI LB Jeremiah Trotter which led to a fight that Mathis started. Trotter never really attempted a punch, except to defend himself. The stupid part is when the referee throws the flag.................
THE F*$#ING GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET! And then, they use the instant replay booth to see who was fighting. The fight was right in front of them. How stupid do you have to be to have to see a replay of a fight to know who was fighting?
- I can't believe I forgot to bring this up on my site. It happened about a month ago, and some of the readers heard this before. My mom worked at JCPennys. She one day found a man in the teenage girls' fitting room. Of course she was going to ask the man to leave. He didn't like that, so he went to complain to her boss. She was then called into the office, and the boss fired her because she was on probation. SHE WAS DOING HER F$%@ING JOB!!!!
This is why I'm never even looking at that store again.
See, this is something I'll be able to do, make fun of the stupid people. I just have to do it before Carlos Mencia. Maybe he can use some of these stories in his act.
Written by deansiemon87
at 8:51 AM CDT
12/09/2005
NFL FOOTBALL IS BACK!!
I'll break down the games, for those who didn't see anything.
Best Game (tie):
-Green Bay 3, Detroit 17.
HAHAHAHA! The Packers scored only 3 points.
-New Orleans 23, Carolina 20
Very emotional. The Saints are real champions.
Worst game:
San Francisco 28, St. Louis 25
This is a impossible feat. What the hell is going on?
Bears 7, Washington 9.
We scored the only touchdown, and lost. I look at the possitives. The Bears have improved. The defense looks very good. Kyle Orton is very poised.
Written by deansiemon87
at 8:00 AM CDT
08/09/2005
First Meeting of Sauk SmackDown
I know it's not the best name out there. But give me a break. There were only two people at the meeting. It would have been three, but he couldn't find us in the cafeteria. We decided that even if Sauk doesn't count us as a legit club, we'll still try to put the show on.
We're planning on contacting a few companies for help, and even have Nathan Stahr on our team. I think he still writes for Sauk Valley News.
Written by deansiemon87
at 8:21 AM CDT
07/09/2005
BORING! BORING! BORING!
I have a lot of time to waste, so I thought I would post something here. I have no idea what I was going to post about though. I've done enough about how I feud with ScW talent on their boards. I think I've told you about Al Snow coming to Peru, Illinois on Sept. 24th (www.wickedwrestlingalliance.com)
I guess there is a countdown to the NFL season starting. I'm not counting down to the game on Thursday. I pick New England, because Oakland needs a lot of help.
Maybe I'll post my football picks on this site. There.
Written by deansiemon87
at 10:30 AM CDT
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